This little ditty will get caught in your head and have you singing along before you know it.  It is kinda like video crack, only not in that pervy way that makes you look at the plumber when he bends over even though you know what you’re going to see.
 

Nothing makes me happier first thing in the morning than hearing Mr. T sing about my mom.  I’m sure you will agree and if you don’t just think – it could be me singing about your mom and you could be calling me Daddy today, too.
 

 
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I know you are all heartbroken to know that 80s Christian heavy metal band Stryper’s lead guitarist Oz Fox (born Richard Alfonso Martinez) was recently wed in Las Vegas to Hookers For Jesus founder Annie Lobért. 
Oh yeah, and the lovely and no doubt heartfelt little ceremony was broadcast on the Internet so that [...]